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Kul Tiran Human Allied Race Jokes and Flirts

envoyé 08/01/2019 à 20:44 par perculia

Check out our full Patch 8.1.5 PTR Coverage

Allied Races: KT and Zandalari Racial Traits, KT Shaman Totems, KT and Zandalari Heritage Armor, KT Jokes and Flirts, Zandalari Paladin Mount, Recruiting KT and Zandalari, Unlocking KT and Zandalari
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Kul Tiran Male Jokes and FlirtsLet's meet at the harbor! We could be two ships passing in the night.
You must be a siren, cause I can't resist ya!
Together, we could really make some waves.
Get your fishing net ready, cause I'm quite the catch!
Fancy a drink, love? You know a good dive bar?
Hope you enjoy fishing--because I'm throwing you a line!
You from Drustvar? Because you've got me bewitched.
Oi, shifty mainlanders build such tiny ships. Me? I like big boats and I cannot lie!
A Priest, a Mage and a Warlock walk into a bar. Then, another. And... Another. Kul Tiras has a lot of bars.
What do you do when your boat's under the weather? Take it to the dock!
Are you in the market to buy a ship? I've got one that's....on sail.
What do you call a hundred drunk sailors? A good start, hahaha!
I often get asked if I'm from Drustvar. Must be my resting witch face!
Why is it that every mainlander immediatly jumps to the conclusion that Kul Tiras is infested with Old Gods? Sure, we make giant tentacle statues and carve squid faces all over the place but... oh... yeah... I see!Kul Tiran Female Jokes and FlirtsSay what you will about the war, but at least it finally put Kul Tiras on the map.
What's the best fruit for avoiding scurvy? Naval oranges, of course.
I just got some piercings done at a great price. Only a buccaneer!
What do you say to a lazy crew? Best get a -kraken.
Some were shocked that Lord Stormsong made a bargain with Azshara, but I always knew he smelled fishy!
Did you know that roughly 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?
There's one thing I can never forgive Lady Jaina for. Losing her accent.
I'm harboring a crush on you. Care to join me for a bit of rocking the boat?
You can't be nautical without a bit of naughty.
Better be ready for me, or you'll miss the boat.
Why don't we go somewhere a little more...privateer?
You don't look like much, but...any port in a storm.
You sure put the wind in my sails.

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Commentaire de conmanWThe old gods joke i actually laughed.Commentaire de MaljinwoSea men and women do not mixCommentaire de SassRivertotemThe resting witch face one got a good chuckle out of me, not gonna lieCommentaire de Jackknife35Oh boy these are some bad puns roflCommentaire de SakurahimeOk the Jaina and the Pi jokes got me chuckling.Commentaire de GrimoraI LOVE these!Commentaire de RyawyI don't want to roll a Kul Tiran, but my friends are making me. I guess it's the... pier pressure.Commentaire de JaceDraccusI love the jokes, but the female voice sounds a little too much like she's just reading the first few off a cue card. Hopefully it sounds better in game.Commentaire de selkie47I LIKE BIG BOATS AND I CANNOT LIE! XDCommentaire de RobNajjarThese are some nice jokes, but nothing beats the male DID joke about teldrassilCommentaire de AzraelUltimaSome of the transcripts don't quite fit. I'm pretty sure it's "I know a good dive bar" for one.Commentaire de RakshaS7I aint forgivin jaina for that one eitherCommentaire de AktolCraftONLY A BUCCANEER
omg i roaredCommentaire de ElheartThe male voice actor is a legendCommentaire de wowwowyBecause I'm a geek the damn pi joke had my busting up laughing so hard.Commentaire de Iceman3317Does anyone know who the Kul'tiran Male voice actor is? It sounds like Mr. Krabs with a deep voice from Spongebob, but I don't think it is him, but the voice sounds familiar.Commentaire de ArrayaNice, they have cool voices. Both sexes.

I wonder what the Zandalari voice is.Commentaire de warcrafteelFisherman came to me asking for some rays in his weekly pay.Commentaire de VeidiFemale one has poor comedic timing. But the male is aweome!
Also the 'resting witch face' I would like for the females.Commentaire de angeleyedI LIKE BIG BOATS AND I CANNOT LIE! XD

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